JOKES

Jokes are also interesting to learn a language. Many of them are the same in other languages but others are specially British or American, since they play with words, meanings and similar sounds. Read these jokes and have fun!

Teacher: Mary, have you read "Freckles"?
Mary: No, mine are brown.

·    A big moron and a little moron were standing on a bridge.The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't?
- He was a little more on (the bridge)

·    Nine and ten don't exist anymore.
- Why?
- Because seven ate nine and ten.

·    Two men at the station:
- At what time does your train leave?
- At two to two. And what about yours?
- At two to two too!

·     Do you know why the ocean is blue?
- Because fish make blue, blue, blue, blue...

·    What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh!

·   Teacher: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor? 
John: You told me to do it without using a table.

·   Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

·    Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. (H2O)