THE ENGLISH CLUB

THE ENGLISH CLUB

25 de agosto de 2011

JOKES (2)









  • What is the longest word in the English language? 
        "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! 
  • An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing".The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
         The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
         The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." 
  • A man was injected with a deadly poison, but, it did not kill him. Why? 
          He was already dead!
  • What kind of ears does an engine have? 
          Engineers
  • How do you count a herd of cows?  
          With a cowculator.
  • What colour is the wind?  
         Blew
  • What is an ig? 
          An Eskimo house without a loo.
  • What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? 
           You're too young to smoke.
  • What did one eye say to the other?  
          "Between us is something that smells."
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