JOKES (2)

• What is the longest word in the English language? 

        "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! 

• An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing".The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

         The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
         The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." 

• A man was injected with a deadly poison, but, it did not kill him. Why? 

          He was already dead!

• What kind of ears does an engine have? 

          Engineers

• How do you count a herd of cows?  

          With a cowculator.

• What colour is the wind?  

         Blew

• What is an ig? 

          An Eskimo house without a loo.

• What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? 

           You're too young to smoke.

• What did one eye say to the other?  

          "Between us is something that smells."
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